1 / 2There's a 99% Chance I Don't Care Cat Greet Tin Card
Sold by Grindstore · ships from UK
£3.99
In stock at the store · stock checked 3 Nov 2026 · first seen 3 Nov 2026
About this item
We get that you don't want to be rude but there comes a time when people can be so boring that they just need a little nudge to see if they can wake up to this fact. Thankfully, this hilarious greet tin card is the perfect way to let them know that there's a 99% chance you don't care - unless they want to give you money or food or something...
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