Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs LP (Black)

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The Locust - Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs LP (Black) "Molecular Genetics" derived from a collective human subconscious of which certain subcultures have managed to formulate DIY ethics has now been altered, remixed, remastered, and updated for this collection of now out of print material previously released by GSL. The raw elements which are known to some as the prequel to "Plague Soundscapes" can be found on this collection of forty four tracks available from Epitaph / ANTI-. Track list: Side A: 1. How to Become a Virgin 2. Who Wants a Dose of the Clap? 3. Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur 4. Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed 5. The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office 6. Perils of Believing in Round Squares 7. Flash's Theme 8. Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe 9. Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs 10. Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine 11. Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby 12. Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia 13. Flight of the Wounded Locust 14. Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed 15. Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case 16. This Is Radio Surgery 17. Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition 18. Sever the Toes 19. Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle 20. Moth-Eaten Deer Head Side B: 21. Brand New Set of Teeth 22. How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector 23. Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth 24. Dog Without a Collar (Run over Red Rover) 25. Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation) 26. Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees 27. Straight from the Horse's Mouth 28. An Extra Piece of Dead Meat 29. Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys 30. Backbones of Jack Asses 31. Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality 32. Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour 33. High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family 34. Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever) 35. Kill Roger Hedgecock 36. Hairspray Suppository 37. Cattle Mutilation 38. Prepare to Qualify 39. Pain Reliever 40. Off by a Long Shot 41. No. 99 42. Head Hits Concrete 43. Ass Gravity 44. Keep Off the Tracks

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